There, I said it. It’s true. I can’t stop eating them.
I bought another box last week from the guy at work who’s selling them for his daughter.
It was his last box. They’re trefoils (shortbread).
They will not last long.
My mum’s going to call me now and tell me to stop eating them, that they’re bad for me and no wonder I haven’t lost any more weight.
One of my coworkers told me today that I’m really slimming down. Instead of arguing and refusing the compliment, as people are wont to do, I just said, “Thanks,” and kept the details to myself.
And then ate more cookies.